Carl Tutankhamen

Carl Tutankhamen, He was totally real. No doubt about it. He actually existed and all the scientists talk about it. He did a lot off stuff, but was albeit one of the more forgettable Pharos of Ancient Egypt. His well manicured lawn, half year of Spanish lessons, and mediocre short game were amongst his most notable achievements. Known to his friends and frat brothers as “C.T.” or the “Tutanator”, Carl Tutankhamen's legacy echos throughout the chambers of history, and his image immortalized upon the 10th page of most American history books.

Unfortunately, one guy in Brockton thinks he’s fake and probably feels really dumb and insecure now that he knows he’s real and definitely existed.